fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

(via k-assia)



ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

(via we-arenot-worthless)


parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

(via hohomylad)


fuckreiva:

yes please

(via impyur)


dulldrops:

How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring

(via methicated)


At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via planet-jimmy)


englishmajorhumor:

This is like the 2014 version of Mr. Popper’s Penguins. Soon, he’ll get lonely, they’ll have to get him a friend, they’ll have too many babies, and then the whole house will have to become one giant ice box to meet their arctic needs.

englishmajorhumor:

This is like the 2014 version of Mr. Popper’s Penguins. Soon, he’ll get lonely, they’ll have to get him a friend, they’ll have too many babies, and then the whole house will have to become one giant ice box to meet their arctic needs.



shanellbklyn:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

my heart.

shanellbklyn:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

my heart.

(via isometries)